Sponsors

As leaders in the belt-holstered macerated avocado product industry, we are proud to support a camapign that will fight for what's right. Our contributions introduce conflicts of interest, controversy and conspiracy to an otherwise bland candidacy. Learn more about our products and services here: https://www.guacpockets.com. 

We are honored to have support from leading neuroscientists whose theory instructs us on the untapped potential of the the human mind. Not one brain, but TWO BRAINS! Learn more here: https://www.twobraintheory.com 

Another corporate sponsor who specializes in frumpy outfits and citrus. No relation to a popular women's sports store. Website coming soon: http://www.lulumelmuns.com